The Secret $Elf Coalition is exactly what is sound like: a secret organization of Elves tasked with regulating their world's most precious asset, $Elf Coin.

Their mission is simple: safeguard investors, maintain fair, orderly, and magical markets, and facilitate coin reflection.

For the fist time ever, Merry Gensler, Guardian of the Secret $Elf Coalition, and his tears of hard working elves are offering you, human, a chance to participate in the 799 elvish economy by buying $Elf Coin and owning a place of the magic.